HUBBY TO DOCTOR: I can see fine for distance and just need reading glasses for up close work, but my wife says I need glasses.
DOCTOR AFTER EXAMINING HUBBY'S EYES: YOUR WIFE IS RIGHT! Now you'll be able to read street signs, too.
ME: I told you so!
There is only one problem. The doctor wants him to wear these free glasses for awhile to make sure the prescription is correct. There is no choice of frame. I'm guessing they are the lined biofocal lens in a thick brown hornrimmed frame. We'll find out in two weeks when they come in.